Simpsons Tour de France Contenders

The Simpsons Movie site just released a way to make avatars of yourself. I found a better use for it and that is to make avatars of some of the top Tour de France contenders. I am also including other notable cycling related folks to spice it up. Here is the list: Levi Leipheimer Alexandre [...]

Mario is Punk’d on Italian TV

Mario Cipollini is very passionate about bikes. On a training ride during the Domina Vacanze days he is informed that his home has been broken into and the bikes taken. Just as he rides a motor home of gypsies passes by with Mario’s beloved bikes haging off the back. Mario and his trainign partner follow [...]

Be The Bike

Odd invention for downhill adrenaline junkies. It would be much like a street luge but look more embarrassing. Instead of guys lying flat on their backs, they will be in this position with fanny packs. My daughter would think this is taking the “pony” ride to a new level. If you still think this may [...]

Enter the Fake Mustache?

The Floyd Landis case will not end cleanly. This week brings news of hackers breaking into the French labs’ computers and the lab itself admitting that there were errors in the numbering of the samples. The French lab clarifies that this error in no way affected the positive result, which is part of the Landis [...]

Robot Chicken – Lance Armstrong

Robot Chicken has their take on Lance Armstrong.

New Amateur: Francesco Del Ponte

First there was Ron Mexico, now there is Francesco Del Ponte. Frank Vandenbroucke was spotted racing in the amateur Italian circut under the name of Francesco Del Ponte and Italian version of his name. This was after he was sacked by the Unibet.com team for acting like Frank Vendenbroucke. The odd part is that on [...]

Worst Product Ever

The Segway is bad enough with a range of 24 miles and a top speedof 12.5 mph. Now comes the latest bad product, the treadmill bike! Take a bike and put a treadmill on it. It is like running inside, but outside on a completely unnecessary contraption. The next invetion will be pedal powered legs. [...]

Livin’ Strong

Goldenfiddle imagines what the conversation that lead up to the above scene must have sounded like. Lance is partying with Hollywood types and Livin’ Strong now that he is retired. Matthew Mcconaughey seems to be a mentor or coach to Lance Armstrong as he switches to the monk like existence of a Pro Cyclist to [...]

Cheat On: Apply Directly to the Forehead

That Head On commercial has already acheived cult status, now comes the spoofs. What better combo than Floyd Landis and the Head On product?

Lemond is Like Al Bundy

Greg Lemond has no shortage of ego. Whether he is sending out a hasty plea to Landis to tell the truth about doping before all the facts are clear or constantly dissing Armstrong. The three time Tour champ never fails to sucker punch long time fans in the stomach with incendiary comments about today’s cycling [...]